Political Dipsticks

I was listening to a radio talk show last night as I drifted off to sleep. The topic turned to the upcoming presidential election. The host observed that many of the "undecided" voters are actually Hillary Clinton supporters who feel that Hillary was cheated out of the nomination.

Louise from Boston called in and said she was a Hillary supporter would never vote for Obama because he stole the nomination from her. The host tried his best to convince her that she was being short sighted but to no avail. I could tell he wanted to let her know how dumb she is, so let me have at it:

Louise,

Did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe Hillary ran a lousy campaign? She blew off the Iowa caucuses and nearly lost New Hampshire. Luckily she turned her sneer into a tear and found her voice before all was lost.

Louise, she ran her campaign with her experience as a cornerstone when the voting population wanted a change. She then gave them change when she turned into the candidate for change. She was making change on every street corner after New Hampshire, and some of that change was the dopes she had running that campaign.

Who are you going to vote for Louise? Nader? He's a bigger loser than you will be if you don't vote for a mainstream candidate. So, Louise, you going to vote for McCain? The antithesis what Hillary stands for? You'll love it when McCain appoints those nice Supreme Court Judges that take more of your liberties away. The right for a woman to chose will be the first among those liberties.

Louise, you're a teacher, you're well educated, and you're dumb. Your tantrum will cost you dearly. How about 4 more years of an unfunded No Child Left Behind act? How about 4 more years of sending Billions to reconstruct countries we bomb the crap out of for no legitimate reason at the expense of funding education for Americas kids?

If you continue to pout you will be responsible for spreading your dumbness to the very kids you are trying to educate Louise. If you don't vote at all, it is your right to do so, but remember Louise, by not voting you will be letting people who are dumber than you are control your fate.

Wake up Louise! How can you sit there on your pompous butt and believe that you are a caring member of the American society. You are a whiner Louise, and you are dangerous because you believe you are right.

Hey Louise, Guess what? I voted for Hillary in the primary. I honest to God did Louise, but I knew as soon as I saw Hillary's victory speech and Obama's concession speech that I had made a big mistake. Hillary lacked the grace Obama showed in congratulating his opponent and she has not found that grace to this date.

I am now a firm supporter of Obama. I will consider Hillary when she runs again but this time, I am voting for the nominee that is consistent with my ideals and can get this country back from the mullahs of the Christian Coalition.

So Wake up Louise and smell the coffee......Stop pouting, take a deep breath and vote for Obama! Your dumb tantrum is going to hurt all of us.